And on and on and on……………..

I am starting to freak out here.  My plan to take over the world or get a handle on my finances with prostitution is not working.  I got one date in and then I got my period and bronchitis.  No one wants to date a coughing bleeding hooker.  If they did I’d have to lower my rates.  The bills are piling up and going unpaid and Ol’ Suzanna is getting nervous and desperate.  Then I look in my kids eyes and know somehow someway I have to get this ALL under control and make it work because they deserve better.

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